Hey dude, what's your name, bro? John. Dude, what happened to your leg? My wife hacked it. She hacked it off? Yes, sir. With what? With an axe, I'm about to go to the hospital. Holy shit. Well, you could get a job. Where? How about IHOP?
What I mean when I say it has all the bells and whistles. Sunshine, clouds rain, train whistles blow and guitars play. Preachers preach, farmers plow, wishes go up and the world goes 'round. And I love you.
I'D RATHER BE AN AMERICAN THAN A DEMOCRAT. I'm short, daddy, and you can't deny. It's all your insults that lift this fire inside. You call us deplorable, try to beat us down. Guess who's back coming to take that crown. Trump is back, and we're making it clear. You're the reason he's coming back here.
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