Hey everybody, Hailey back again. We are now on the river, but I'm going to go off the river and see what everybody around the shop is up to. Let's go check it out. Oh!
Here's one, how to get out of jury duty. Lots of people try that, don't they? And they do, a lot of them get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people just like that.
How many drinks have you had tonight, sir? Uh, 12 beers and 15 shots of tequila. Well, there's still no excuse for letting your wife drive the car. I am leaving you. Excellent. You'll never find someone like me. Wow, the good news just keeps on coming. Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time. You've got a much bigger one than
Good morning everyone. This is Sophia. So Sophia is the queen. Both owls, but they differ in age and also in size, of course. Sophia is softer, calmer. A beautiful owl with beautiful eyes. Show yourself. What? Show yourself. Beautiful. This is what she's like.
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