Have you seen it Jeremy? Pull it up because it's fun to watch. Memo to Democrats. If you ever want to win an election again, the absolute most important first step is this: stop doing this. No one is on stolen land. Before I say it again, give the land back or f*ck up.
Honey, I'm on my deathbed, but there's something I must confess. There's nothing to say. It's okay. I must go in peace. I was your brother, your best friend, and your father. I know, honey. That's why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes.
I trusted you when you cheated on me with this. Excuse me? Yeah, I found these in your car. Panties? Uh-huh, so he admits they're panties. Next time you fool around with someone else's boyfriend, why don't you take your panties when you're done? Those aren't mine. Did these are some other girl's panties? Donna, look, you have to believe me. I have
Lou, my grandson came over the other day and his pet rooster was laid up, legs straight up in the air, dead as a doorknob. Oh no. How was he upset? I told him son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the little fucker straight up to heaven, right? Did he buy it? Apparently he did. Because a few days later, I came home from work an
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