How could you cheat on me with my own sister? It was an accident. I got you two confused. Confused? She's a brunette and I'm a blonde. Yeah, but you have the same last name.
I'm an encyclopedia company and I'm going to sell you some encyclopedias. Well, I must tell you. Nope, you're not going to throw me out after you hear the kind of deal I can make you. I have somebody here already with my wife. Yeah, well, that's all right. I'll talk to your wife too. Madam, I don't mean to trade on fear, but... What's with lies ins
Okay, guess a number between one and ten. One and ten, I will choose nine. Nine? Yes. Today's your lucky day, you just won brand new AirPods. I won? No, you won. Oh. Well, you won. What? You guessed the right number, you won. Sure. Yeah, you win. All right, have a good one.
Me Whenever I Answer A Question. Rio de Janeiro, do you know how far that is? 6,842 miles. Well, look. Do you know what kind of mail system they must have? The Brazilian mail system is government-run with an annual budget of 27 million, 485,000 pesetas. How do you know these things? You mean I'm right? Hahaha. I wasn't even sure if pesetas was the
A video game character repeatedly knocks down another character, who keeps getting up and landing on their stomach. The text on screen says: "He said 'hold on I'm a stomach sleeper'".
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