THE HALL: HONORING THE GREATS OF STAND-UP. And women won't go to the bathroom outside, right? Ladies, you won't, will you? You want to go to the bathroom out here, baby? Uh-uh. Nope. Too much. Look, no. Uh-uh. Too many things crawling around could crawl up there. No. I'll wait till we get back to the car. I say, "Bitch, you ain't gonna piss in the
POV no one told him he couldn't 💪. A small child in a yellow hat is trying to lift and roll a large tire on a playground. The child is determined and eventually manages to move the tire.
We figured out a method for cheating, which was if there's an obvious true answer, pick that first. We had discussed beforehand, how do we maximize our ability to maybe win this thing? She's secretly in love with Stephen King. That's my wife! I don't know if I should hug you for that one. If there isn't an obvious true answer, pick the nicer one. F
I want to uh... tell 'em. Say. I'm- you what? Sorry. Look at the camera and tell 'em why you sorry. All right. You ate a... You ate my squeaky? Yeah. When? Yesterday. And why you eat my squeaky? It was talkin' smack. Talkin' smack to who? Me. You understand squeaklish? Yeah. So what did it say? It was like... Squeaky... Squeak... Eyaow. You ain't g
Pride is canceled. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it is Pride Month. And how many of you have seen a major company change their corporate logo on social media to a Pride flag? Very few. Yet, for some reason, it seems like baseball is the last holdout. The polling shows that people are largely overwoke. Video games, movies, all of it is lining
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