Do you guys know that the biggest difference between being married and being single is that when you're single, you carry around a condom in your wallet just in case. But when you're married, you carry around the travel suture kit. Mainly because chances of you having to sew your finger back on after being attacked by a bear in the Adirondack Moun
18% of men admit not noticing if a girl changes her hairstyle. I should explain to those men that a girl's hair is part of the blur above where her breasts are.
HOW LONG
Too long? A stroke? Ketamine and cocaine? There's no way I would have guessed that you do ketamine and cocaine. No, come back to them. Look at this fucking outfit. You tell me, that dude doesn't do ketamine and cocaine? Empty the fanny pack. Now we're working. No, you don't got it.
Those things are fucking huge.
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