Part 1. OUR ASSES ARE DIFF. I still haven't figured out how my wife can drop a deuce in 36 seconds. In 36 seconds I'm like what comes out of your ass? Rabbit pellets? But what do you women do? We sit, men sit. I clear out an hour of my day to take a shit. My wife's like why does it take so long? Because men have different asses and different digest
Special things that happened in Boston without thanking the Somalis. I was decent in school. I don't remember Somalis being part of the fucking Boston Tea Party. I mean, they could have been there, you know, some of them are pirates, they could have been in the water, but I don't... So because she's Asian and her last name is Woo, I thought it was
STRONG PRAYER God. I need You. Everyday, every moment, every second, as long as I am breathing. I need You. I cannot face this world alone. O God. You are the only reason I have made it this far! God. I promise to share this prayer to let You work through me.
SWAMPY SWAMPASS I PULLED A MUSCLE FUCKING by SWAMPY AFTER DARK. AI-generated. I've got one knee popping and the other one numb. My heart says 25 but my body says I'm done. Tried to change positions, heard something go crack. Now she's still horny and I'm flat on my back. I pulled a muscle fucking. Ain't even sure it's one. At 25 I go all night. At
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