A guy and a girl are at a cafe. The girl gives the guy a small box. She leaves, and he opens it to find a mini burger. He eats it and then opens a second identical box, which is empty. The girl returns with a drink and opens her own box, revealing a burger. She eats it, offering him a bite twice, which he refuses. After she leaves, he re-examines t
Taxing Billionaires 1 Shelter Their Wealth from Taxes. To tax the billionaires to pay for all the free stuff that you want. So which is it? Because if you get rid of the billionaires, or if they don't exist, then who are you going to tax? The poor people? Really good question actually, and a frequent comment and argument that conservatives make. He
Living like this is too interesting. What are you doing? Hahahahahahaha. I'm angry, didn't you see? Didn't see it. Ah ah ah ah ah. It's so itchy here. Scratch it. On the hand. Your turn. Add it. Hehehehehe. Taking pictures of cat fries. Annoying or not? This scale seems broken. You go up and try. Hurry up. Look, last time it was 95, now it's 105. I
Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are Muslims, I've come to realize that a bacon sandwich works better! [Laughter]
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