A woman I worked with locked me in her basement for two months, and used me as a sex slave. One day, she forgot to lock the door, and I thought, Great! this was my chance. So I ran upstairs and grabbed the phone. Half an hour later, the pizza arrived, and I went back down to the basement!
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A delivery driver ran into his son on a date and thought he'd embarrass him so he pretended not to know him, but the son proudly called him over to meet his girlfriend.
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