I am INFINITY and MIGHTY I will ALWAYS will BE. My VASTNESS permeates SPACETIME, MINDS, and HEARTS. I AM SO SO INVINCIBLE my ARROGANCE sustains me, this is not condescension, I'm just bathing in my own GREATNESS. You out there do not be jealous. I can be kind & allow you know Evil to associate with me. I AM DARKNESS mortals. I PREDATE & POSTDATE AL
In 2008, someone created the "I Am Rich" app for iPhones. The app did absolutely nothing and cost $999.99
8 people bought the app before Apple shut it down within 24 hours of its launch.
I Am Rich
Armin Heinrich
Art & Lifestyle - Not for everyone
The red icon on your iPhone or iPod touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) tha
twitter has literally broken my sense of humor bc im fucking screaming at this
Twenty Juan Savage @juannisac When train conductors drive past each other
I THOUGHT MY NEW GIRLFRIEND MIGHT BE THE ONE.
BUT AFTER LOOKING THROUGH HER KNICKER DRAWER AND FINDING A NURSE'S OUTFIT, A FRENCH MAID'S OUTFIT, AND A POLICE WOMAN'S UNIFORM, I FINALLY DECIDED: IF SHE CAN'T HOLD DOWN A JOB, SHE'S NOT FOR ME.
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