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I HAVE BLISTERS ON MY HANDS FROM THE BROOM. TAKE THE CAR. NEXT TIME!

I HAVE BLISTERS ON MY HANDS FROM THE BROOM. TAKE THE CAR. NEXT TIME!

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avatar Agni Gauss
Cucumbers are really good for memory. Someone stuck one up my friend's ass 30 years ago, and he still remembers.

Cucumbers are really good for memory. Someone stuck one up my friend's ass 30 years ago, and he still remembers.

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avatar Patricia Lee
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE A GIRL AN ORGASM BUT WHEN I DO, SHE SPITS IT OUT

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE A GIRL AN ORGASM BUT WHEN I DO, SHE SPITS IT OUT

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avatar Mark Manson
Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry. Say less.

Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry. Say less.

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avatar Zoe ZZZ
My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries so I said

My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries so I said "Bet yours could blow these away." His eyes lit up. "Really? I'll make some tomorrow!" Two days later, I did the same with pasta. And that's how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef. georgie @BeefyGorilla "Local woman discovers being supportive. More news

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