Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?"
my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said "literally all men are the same"
r/mildlyinfuriating u/Hendothermic • 5h • i.redd.it Join Family friend sent me AI generated response to news of my father passing away. Context Provided - Spotlight. You know how Dad is, straight to the point. Never wanted all the fancy crap with funerals and stuff. He made that very clear to us. I'm so sorry, hearing this, at least there's a small
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