Thine attempt to haggle was denied. Proffer a fresh bid?
Cost: 30 gold coins
Thine offering: a few scraps of copper
Scroll from Merchant: A hangman's noose would fit well a knave such as thee
SOCIALIST
YOU HAVE TWO COWS. THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND GIVES IT TO YOUR NEIGHBOR
LIBERAL
YOU HAVE TWO COWS. YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS NONE. YOU FEEL GUILTY, SO YOU VOTE PEOPLE INTO OFFICE THAT TAX YOUR COWS, FORCING YOU TO SELL ONE TO PAY THE TAX. THE PEOPLE YOU VOTED FOR THEN USE YOUR TAX MONEY TO BUY A COW AND GIVE IT TO YOUR NEIGHBOR. YOU FEEL RIGHT
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