How many languages do you speak? Listen carefully. Parlez-vous français? They want to know if you speak French. No, no, I know, I know. No, no, no hablo francés. Yo hablo español. Español! Español! Allez me chercher le poivron. Oh, tout de suite! Excellent. Bien. Très bien. What are they talking about? How would I know? They're going to send me to
I only like going places where they speak English because that's all I speak. You don't even gotta like land in another country to feel that disconnect. That sh*t start on the plane. Like what they do is they say a lot in their language and they'll say a little bit in English and have you guessing what the f*** they just said. We were going oversea
Do you know the key to life? Do neither of you speak English? I do. Do you know the key to life? What's that? The key to life is a penis in your asshole. I beg your pardon, sir. I think you must be saying that wrong. No, no, no. The key to life is a penis in your asshole. I don't think you're saying what you mean to say. No, we, we, we, a penis, a
what the heq @bibliophileq I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."
This is my 10th time watching this. Sir, you know why I'm pulling you over? No sir. You were going 60 in a 20 mile per hour zone. 60 in a 20? So I need you to come 80? Get out of the car now! Get out of the car! 60 in 80, right? Get out of the car! Hurry up, get out of the car! Sir, are you armed? Am I armed? Are you armed? Yes, I am. How many? Two
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said, "You mean a 'clothes' shop?" He says, "No, a crows shop, come in and have a rook."
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