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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Well, I do think you're cute.
D-Don't say that I'm cute!
Then what do you want me to say?
C-Cute, I guess...
Are you emotionally unstable?
This is just how girls minds work!

Well, I do think you're cute. D-Don't say that I'm cute! Then what do you want me to say? C-Cute, I guess... Are you emotionally unstable? This is just how girls minds work!

avatar Charlie Chocolate
An emergency call:

An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!" Operator: "Where?" Caller: "No, a regular one!"

avatar Sophia Rich

"Tires balder than my cat🐱" is apparently NOT the thing to say to the employee at Auto Zone

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Her name is Megan Megan Megan Megan Megan how do you spell vegan V-E-G-A-N and that says what vegan okay how do you spell megan M-E-G-A-N so what does that say Megan you flippin twit what that is Megan Megan

avatar Charlie Chocolate
I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING MASSAGE THERAPY, MOM. Oh, not really. I just read a book about how to massage your dog. YOU MEAN THE MASSAGE TECHNIQUES FOR DOGS WORK ON HUMANS AS WELL? THUMPA THUMP THUMP THUMP

I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING MASSAGE THERAPY, MOM. Oh, not really. I just read a book about how to massage your dog. YOU MEAN THE MASSAGE TECHNIQUES FOR DOGS WORK ON HUMANS AS WELL? THUMPA THUMP THUMP THUMP

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I went into the attic today to unpack the Christmas decorations. I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give the kids. They would have really loved that kitten.

I went into the attic today to unpack the Christmas decorations. I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give the kids. They would have really loved that kitten.

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