Hi, I think that you're so pretty. Your beauty is easy to see. And if you find me attractive I can give you my number, but if not I have a plan B. Plan B: if you don't want to, I will fuck him. So please I hope you like me, I don't want him to fuck me. So can I get your number please? I have a boyfriend.
I can't believe that worked. I know one move I bet you've never tried in your life. What is it? Please sleep with me, please, pretty please, I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good-looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me. Okay, stay three steps behind and promise you won't tell anybody. I pro
If any of you would be interested in one nightstand? Stop! Would you be interested? God! Hahahah! You know you can have my caulk. I'd have to give you a cream pie though. Nooo! What did you say? You want a cream pie?
Is your dad a pirate? Uh no, why? Cuz you're a treasure lol get it? My dad abandoned the family when I was 4 Sorry to hear that Arrrrr you doing anything later?
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