That's hilarious! I just died laughing!! for calling the phone company. My name is Wanda. How may I help you? Bitch, why did I have to wait over five minutes for you to answer this phone? Ma'am, I apologize for the long wait time. Do you know who I am? Not yet. You haven't given me your name. My name is Bridget, and I need you to fucking pay attent
Hi! Is this the delivery guy? Yeah, we're a transport company. I'm just wondering if you can help me? Okay. You know like we're on Lockdown at the minute and people aren't allowed out. Yeah. Are you allowed out? We're allowed out cos' we're classed as key workers. Aw that's amazing then! I'm just wondering if you can deliver something for me? Sure,
Hi Nana. Who's speaking this? This Bob. Bob, listen, my name is R.D. Mercer. I was in there about a week ago, got a haircut. Yeah. Listen, did y'all start using some kind of new spray in there? It smells like a lemon or something. A lemon, yeah. Yeah, smells like a, I smell like a lemon all day long. Oh, is that a fact? Well, by God, and that ain't
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