Darkness imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute horror. I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body my holding cell. Landmine has taken my sight. Taken my speech. Taken my hearing. Taken my arms. Taken my legs. Taken my soul. Left me with life in hell. Metallica. Jason Newsted. Kirk Hammett. Lars Ulrich. James Hetfield.
GOODFELLAS funny? You're a pisser, you're really funny, you're really funny...ahhhhh. What do mean I'm funny? You're funny, you know... ehh, ehh. It's a good story, you're a funny guy. Wha, What do you mean, the way I talk, what? It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's, you know, the way you tell the story and everything. Funny how? I mean, wh
Now you just listen here, you're gonna love this, I guarantee. Here we go. One, two, and on. I got a sweet little country girl, long tanned legs and pretty blonde curls. She's really into music, always tapping her feet. Looking all around, yeah, for something to beat. Every time she sees me, she unzips my pants. Pulls out my pecker and goes into a
I've NEVER seen the Muppets Hungover 😂 Pepe is still wasted. Oh man. I was happy to see you made it home safe last night. How do you know that? Well, you're here now. You don't have to follow somebody home to put them together. Welcome to the morning meeting, everybody. Or should I say the whenever you decide to show up meeting. Is that the officia
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