I just can't believe you left me for a bald guy who thinks he's a turtle. Oh, please. At least he can get big and doesn't smell like a frog. All right, well, let's bring him out then. Come on out, Roshi. This fucking guy. I bet he can't even summon a damn fraud. Watch it now, punk. I will fuck you up. I'd like to see you cry. Before you guys do an
Good evening, Jose, and Merry Christmas. Gracias, senor. It's good to see both senor Dunham and Peanut. You know, we're talking about Christmas. I love Christmas. What the hell is Christmas? It isn't Christmas. No, no, it was Christmas. Are you making fun of my accent? Jess? I'm just saying you guys just went on your first ski trip. Yes, Jose and
Oh, Joe, come on, hurry up. Yeah, this thing's a piece of shit. Let's go do something else. Yeah, come on, Hobart. Give me chicken pot pie. Hey, you squeezy little mouse. Go get it your sorry ass self. Don't stop asking me like that, bitch. Get out of my way, you piece of shit. No, Shannon.
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