TikTok @the_albernator1. Baby, I'm on my knees. But the only prayer I got is please flood this pussy. I'm begging for that thick white gravy train. Park that hoes deep and let it rain, rain, rain. Don't you dare pull out early, don't you ghost this hole. I want every drop of that baby gravy in my soul. Fill this pussy like a 7-Eleven Slurpee cup. O
What's up, lazy bitch? I'm all out here in the gym. That's right, two puppets making big fucking gains. So tell me, what the fuck is your excuse? Bitch!
MUPPET KISS. I was made for loving you, baby. You were made for loving me. And I can't get enough of you, baby. Can you get enough of me? Tonight. I wanna see it in your eyes. Feel the magic. It's something that will blow your mind. And tonight. We're gonna make it all come true. 'Cause girl, you were made for me. Girl, I was made for you. I was ma
Wait a second. Before we attack each other and tear ourselves to shreds like a pack of maniacs, let's just open the sack first and see what's actually in it. It might not even be worth the trouble. I don't know, what do you think? I'm not sure, maybe. Hai. A rancid apple core, two worm-eaten banana peels, a moldy rice cake, a dried up pickle, tin o
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