drunkenly lost my wallet last night and woke up to this text ๐
Hello sir, I find your wallet. I go now to give police station at [redacted] Avenue and you pick up there. I take 5 dollars from wallet to buy hot dog. I am hungry and you owe me. I save you. have you. have a good day
When youโve had 1 too many and see your ex on a night out ๐
Sarah @sarahsquirrel
My parents divorced 8 years ago and have been seeing other people, theyโre both single for the first time in 8 years and I just got this text from my mom
[image of iMessage conversation: Mom: Just kissed your dad; You: what??????; mom!!!; Mom: think i might go get my
Support da Froot Loops @QaumChi Losing my MIND at this response from my dentist I thought was a robot
[text message screenshot]
Wesley, we have you scheduled with us on 10/7/19 at 3:30pm. There is an estimate of $282.60. Please text back or call the office to confirm that you got this message. Thank you
[emoji image of a surprised/worried face]
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my! mf! landlord! ๐
landlord zach:
Hi Girls-
Hope the two of you are well!! We want to reduce rent by 200$ this month to help prep for the holidays. Spoil those babies, buy a few extra sides for Thanksgiving or just reduce some financial stress. We know it's not much but wanted to show some appreciation to the both of you!! Blessings your way thi
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