Seeing how my kids react to getting this prank text. If a detective calls you tonight or in the morning, just say you were with me all day. Don't say anything to dad. The first born: What? What does that mean? Just say that if he calls. Why what happened? Mom is this a joke? The youngest: okay
What are you doing? I'm in bed. I'm eating chips. What would you be doing if I were with you? I would be eating chips. No, I mean if there were no chips. Just you and me. In bed. I would go to the store to buy some chips.
drunkenly lost my wallet last night and woke up to this text 😂
Hello sir, I find your wallet. I go now to give police station at [redacted] Avenue and you pick up there. I take 5 dollars from wallet to buy hot dog. I am hungry and you owe me. I save you. have you. have a good day
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