When people start a sentence with, "Do you know what your problem is?" ... I interrupt them and start telling them all my problems. They never expect that.
i've been waking up at 3am to move my neighbor's trash cans slightly every week and he hired a priest last month
Vent/Rant
this started 2 years ago. my neighbor gary reported me to the HOA because my trash cans were "visible from the street" on a non-trash day. i got a $50 fine. i said okay gary. okay.
every wednesday night i set an alarm for 3a
My (30M) life with my wife (30F) is miserable.
Vent
Here's what my week looks like;
Monday to Friday I get up at 5am for work, feed the cats and leave until I finish at 4. Often my wife wants a ride home from her work, which is fine with me because it's not to far out of the way for me and I'm always happy to pick her up, or at least I used to.
She
Oh, here's a dumbass, and there's a dumbass. I'm dealing with them all fucking day. I'd like to crash them all into the moon. There's too many dumbasses today.
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