A man resembling Donald Trump is sitting on another man's back, who is lying shirtless on the floor. The Trump look-alike pulls the man's ears and then stretches his mouth into a wide, forced smile. The man on the floor makes sounds of discomfort before smiling.
POV: You try booting up Xenoverse 2 at 3am and forgot to turn your volume down. The video shows Mr. Krabs reacting to loud game startup sounds from logos like CRIWARE and YEBIS 3, followed by the Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 title screen with an explosion of sound effects.
Oh! Are you okay? Would you just look over there and tell me if you see a little zombie girl? Oh. That's the girl Mason likes. Hi Louise. Geez. Did it just get warmer in here when she left? Stop it. Mason finally brings a girl home, so I don't care how weird she is. She's welcome in this house. Just in case. Holy shin splints! Hey, Uncle Tony. Hi.
A small black kitten meows loudly in a hallway. A person says 'so cute' and 'you say he's scolding people'. There's a red sign with Chinese characters 'εηΎε ' (He Bai Hall) and an emoji of a face with hand over mouth.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, But tonight you'll get two. I have fingers. Roses are red, Broccoli is green, Those are the biggest t!tties, I've ever seen. You want me to write that? Yeah. I just met this girl. Roses are red, Hearts are too, My couch pulls out, But I never do. Roses are red, I feel it in my gut, If you come a
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