Maybe we can join the crowd. Life is cruel without sound. Where the crazy people meet on the street with no name. If you wish upon a star, here is the place. Club Bizarree.
Did you know that if you pour a can of Dr. Pepper over your meatloaf before it goes in the oven, the sugar bakes into a dark sticky glaze? People always think it took you an hour. If you press a spoonful of crushed saltines into your burger patty before it hits the pan, it soaks up the juice as it cooks and holds it inside instead of letting it run
You're gonna die. Your wife is gonna die. Like I hope your marriage ends in death, because it's going to either end in death or divorce. So I hope it ends in death. I hope it ends in death a long long time. But it's gonna end. Like she's loaned to you. Like she's not permanently gifted. She's loaned. And you're loaned to her. There is a finite numb
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