Attractive girls stalked by scary man in the woods. I seriously think that's stupid following me. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. I'm following you. I've been following you. You know why? We're on a walking trail. We came from that way. It only goes this way. Of course I'm following you. Duh. Fucking duh. Yeah, I guess so, right?
Squirt, run to fire. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Put your helmet on, Squirt. Let's go, we got work to do. Squirt and I in heavy combat.
A shoe is just a shoe. Until somebody steps into it, then it has meaning. The rest of us just want a chance to touch that greatness. We need you in these shoes, not so you have meaning in your life, but so that we have meaning in ours. Everyone at this table will be forgotten as soon as our time here is up. Except for you. You're going to be remem
The genie after giving me 59 extra wishes just to see if I’d change. You don't know. You know why you don't know? Because you don't think. That's why. You don't think. You never figured out how to think, did you, Pete?
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