How much do I owe you? It's going to be $24.45. What? I only have $10. Alright, give me $10. Wait, really? What about $5? Sure. How about we make it free and you give me one of these? Sounds good. You know what? Why don't you take two? How about you paying me? Sounds good. Is $50 okay? That's perfect. Thanks. You must be wondering why I'm so chill
When you're getting married but your best man just got raided in Clash of Clans
Do you take this man to have and to hold for as long as you shall live? I do. And do you take this woman to have and to hold for as long as you shall live? I do. And by the power invested... Fuck! Sorry, fuck! Bye.
My dad's a felon, and he's the first person I call when I get into trouble. If you have a felon in your family, call them. They'll get you out of trouble because they've been there. They know how to get out of it. I'll give you an example. One time about 11 years ago, I was driving drunk. I crashed my car into a ditch, and I fled the scene.
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