When you're getting married but your best man just got raided in Clash of Clans
Do you take this man to have and to hold for as long as you shall live? I do. And do you take this woman to have and to hold for as long as you shall live? I do. And by the power invested... Fuck! Sorry, fuck! Bye.
My dad's a felon, and he's the first person I call when I get into trouble. If you have a felon in your family, call them. They'll get you out of trouble because they've been there. They know how to get out of it. I'll give you an example. One time about 11 years ago, I was driving drunk. I crashed my car into a ditch, and I fled the scene.
Jesus is watching you! Who's there? Who are you? I am Moses. Moses? What kind of person gives a parrot the name Moses? The same kind of person who named their pit bull Jesus. JESUS!
Good life, my love is come along, my love is come along, and life is life is home. Good life, my love is 이렇게 One, two, three, four, you know, are you ready of the 반?
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