cheeks are really sweaty after you've had a stomach ache, making it smell a bit like a swamp. Happens to everybody somehow. SWEATY STOMACHACHE BIT LIKE EVERYBODY
Do you like beer, but can't get drunk from beer? Then try new vodka beer. The can says beer, but inside is 12 ounces of carbonated vodka. And the best part is, your wife will never know. Honey, I'm so proud of you, cutting down to one beer a night. Take off your underwear. She don't know.
Do you believe in that one? I don't have it. You don't have it? Just the ones that sue you there, isn't it, right? What about that second amendment? Well, I don't know if you heard, but we had a shooting in a school here in Minnesota recently. What's that got to do with the second amendment? Well, I think that if we had in common sense gun violenc
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I pointed at two drunks sitting across from us at the bar and told my friend, 'That's gonna be us in 10 years.' He said, 'That's a mirror, you dipshit!' 😂😂😂😂
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