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avatar Patricia Lee

Cheryl, Cheryl, where's the good ice cream? You know, the stuff we don't share with the kids? Behind the Brussels sprouts. Oh, here it is. Okay. Spoons. Oh. We've lived here seven years and you don't know where the spoons are? I know where the spoons are. Oh. You sure? Really? The ice cream is melting. Oh, damn, coupon drawer! I swear the silver wa

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avatar Sophia Rich

why do cows wear bells? cause their horns don't work hahahahaha!

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avatar Patricia Lee

This is why Slovakia's giant horses look like they're from another world

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Please do not touch the turtles. They sure have the attitude. That neck is nearly half its body length.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Oh, that's so wimpy. Come on, give it all you got. Go!

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

The Audience Lost It After This Joke. Who is considered the father of the United States? Nick Cannon. No, no. Bill Clinton. No, no. Bill Cosby. No, no. Alright, more recent history. A man named Houdini could get out of any straight jacket. What was he? Gay. He was like, 'I'm not wearing this!' Too straight. Hahaha.

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