DAY 10! Riding jet skis from Miami to Puerto Rico. I'm riding jet skis from Miami all the way to Puerto Rico. It's been very, very rough today. As you see, we are losing sight of the boat entirely from the size of these waves. We are running a solid fourteen, fifteen miles an hour. We are trying to make it to Turks and Caicos today, but it's not lo
What's up? Dad, why do I have to get a blood test? A blood test? What do you mean I gotta get a blood test, boy? From my dad, Mr. James. Your dad? Mr. James? Well, that's what my mom tells me. Mr. James, you and Mr. James need a blood test? Yeah. And my mom gave me a blood test. What are you talking about? Because my mom takes me to Mr. James's hou
Are you starving? Yep. Yeah, you need to eat, you're gonna pass out, huh? Yeah, losing consciousness, everything. Turn it black, my eyes are getting dark. I'm about one doggy treat away from leaving this place. You know, it's a few minutes early, right? What? That clock's wrong. But you want to eat anyway. Yeah, yep. It's the right time somewhere,
Well, y'all listen to this mess. This is not a game. Everybody needs to understand these crazy little mini-Mamdanis who are popping up all around the country. They are a danger to you and your family. This is not a game. If they promise you free stuff, there is far more beneath those promises that even some of these people do not understand themsel
You know what the greatest trick in American politics is? They convinced working people that helping working people is fucking communism. Healthcare! Socialism! Affordable education! Socialism! Paid family leave! Oh Jesus Christ, get Stalin on the phone! But here's where this shit gets hilarious. We already have publicly funded services all over Am
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