English Teacher: Give me the opposite of this sentence: "Children in the dark Make mistakes" Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children" Teacher: Get out. (Laughter)
A woman is playing golf at a driving range at night. She swings the club, and the golf ball hits a chair behind her, causing a man sitting on it to fall backward. The man exclaims 'Shit!' and 'Oh my god!'. The Instagram handle @GRACIEBOOOM is visible on screen.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Proud Mary. Left a good job in the city, working for the man every night and day. And I never lost a minute of sleep, worrying 'bout the way things might have been. Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning, rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.
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