Everybody knew. Nobody stopped it. I'm going to some place where I've never been before. I'm going where the water tastes like wine. We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time.
Excuse me! Have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said how high are you? Hi, how are you? This cop is so friendly, babe. Okay, I am going to conduct a pot sobriety test. Oh man, I'm to
Part 2 😂😂😂😂 one hour a night. That means we spend the other 23 hours just sitting around looking at the email that you. Dear Linda, my dad always told me to treat a woman like a lady, but I don't see one here, so let's do it this shit. First of all, I didn't know Karen had a sister. I hope you get attacked by a pit bull with AIDS and the only perso
Funny Conversation. Lou, answer this question for me, brother. Oh, hell, what is it now? I'm sure it's a dumbass question. How the hell does a cemetery raise prices and blame it on the cost of living?
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