I don't blame the whiskey, I blame my life for big dogs. Don't blame the whiskey, don't blame the jar. I've been leaning since I left my car. Old black truck parked by the cotton row. She leans too but she still can go. My head sits crooked, my steps run wide. My right foot got its own pride. People say, 'Old man, you've been drinking again.' I sai
I never got to experience a drive in movie theater as a kid. Are there any genxers that did? You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. Turn out the light.
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Man, this is the harshest catnip I ever had. That's because it ain't catnip, man. What is it? It's a turd, man. I found it in the box. You rolled a turd? It was already shaped like one. Man, this couch smells like ass. That is because I've been licking mine, man. On my couch, Holmes? I done yours too, man. You was asleep. Open up, man! It's me, Dav
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