First day on the job ends... like this? We'll start with this Mazda. Nah, we're good. Yeah, we ain't here to work, skeeze. This is like a field trip for us, man. You guys go to Vo Tech. You're gonna be doing this for the rest of your lives. Nah, bro. I actually been rapping. Alright, hand me a fucking wrench. You could buy us beer. You get this don
Loser! Did that woman just rob you? That's my wife. Well, she certainly seems spirited. Yeah, she's a spitfire. No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce, and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it. Looks like money well spent. Yeah. So I get the house? Yes. You get everything. Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies.
Actual footage of me explaining to my boss that the offensive word I used was actually a compliment. Some of y'all in here mad at me right now, making fun of retards. What? Who's to say you're happier than they are? Think about it. They're the ones who got the extra chromosome. That's the smile chromosome. They're happy. You're not happy, you think
Highschool in 1978. Was school better back then? We'll show you the way. Oh, freak out. Let's see, let's shake, let's shriek, let's freak out. Oh, that pressure. Got you down. Head is spinning all around. Feel the rhythm. Catch the ride. Come on along and have a real good time. Like the days of stopping with your boy. Snapping with your feet. Oh, w
MAN. Hey man, let me get a sip. Give me a sip. Give me a sip. DUDE. ME. SIP! WHAT THE..? Hey man, DON'T MAKE me have to. I'LL BITE you. Give me some OF THAT. Give me the DAMN DRINK BEFORE I BITE YOU! You ever hear the SAYING, sharing is CARING? Oh, man. Mmm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. What the hell you got IN HERE? Vodka and Gatorade? Are you RECORDING? Y
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