Front row girl reveals big secret. Is this your girlfriend, your lady? No. Were you guys friends? Well, he had sex with my mom. Wait, are you fucking serious? Thank you guys, thanks for coming to the show, I really appreciate it. Um that's it, the show's fucking done. She had sex with her mom and we're all saying goodnight, because I can't quite fr
I was left unsupervised! She grabbed her keys and headed out, said don't start no projects while I'm out. I said I'm just gonna watch TV. She said that's exactly where you need to be. That loose kitchen vent caught my eye. One little screw, I'll be done in five. I fetched my ladder and my drill, shoulda stayed on the couch and sat still. I was left
DIRTY SOUTH PROUD From red clay roads to them pine tree lines you know you know dirty south fill us on back rows to the back porch light y'all call them the bows on work day night they don't face with a little bit loud get a scared brown in the dirty south trucks stay dirty hearts stay proud you ain't from here better slow it down we don't talk fas
I Farted and that's as close as I'm gonna give a shit Kevin Phillips Music Used to worry what everybody thought Tried to keep 'em happy Tied myself in knots Bit my tongue when somebody crossed the line Smiled and nodded like everything was fine Spent half my life trying not to offend Folks I didn't even like enough to call a friend Then somewhere a
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