Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant! God damn it, Gump! You're a goddamn genius! That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard! You must have a goddamn IQ of 160! You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump! Listen up, people! Now, for some reason, I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's
Best of Mr. Roper. We had a peeping Tom the other night. You're making that up. No, I'm not. I saw him plain as anything. He was looking in our bedroom window and yawning. You must have been getting undressed. Did you tell him about your pain? No, we didn't talk about you. A miniature golf card. Well, I really used to score pretty good in those day
Last race in Australia for these trucks. They need some TLC when they get home, probably all kinds of crooked right now. The white flag is out, this is the last and final lap. Down the straightaway again, pinches the right front through the Gold Coast chicane, the two Traxxas twins turning it up to 11 on the final lap here. Oh my goodness! These gu
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