Hey Carolyn, I got one for you. For as long as anyone could remember, this Indian chief was in charge of naming all the children that were born in the tribe. One day this one brave comes up to him and says, 'Chief, can I ask you something? How do you name these children? How do you think of their names?' The chief says, 'It's very simple. When a ch
A man in a cowboy hat and a young girl are sitting, both holding guitars. They smile at each other. Later, a group of five men pose for a photo, one in a wheelchair. Background music plays with lyrics: 'You turn me on, let's turn it up and turn this room into a sauna.' Text on screen: Kimberly Lowe.
Here is the real difference between cats and dogs. A dog can learn up to 250 words and gestures, count up to 5 and even perform simple math. Equivalent human age: 3. A cat doesn't give a f*ck and is sick of your sh*t. This is so true. Equivalent human age: 42.
Investor uncovers illegal hiring practices by feminist startup. I'm proud to say we only hire women in this company. I can't invest. I'm sorry. Uh, you don't invest in women? Of course, I invest in women, but I don't invest in discrimination. Adrian, you are making this meeting very uncomfortable for me right now. I just said that your hiring pract
I never could trust HIM with money. Like the time he spent Meg's COLLEGE money on that MEDIEVAL CATAPULT. Excellent. THESE dominoes are set UP exactly as I WANT them. Right NEXT to the good CHINA. Now I'll just place THIS priceless FABERGE egg in the CENTER, right next to my NEWBORN HEMOPHILIAC baby. Hey, THOSE yours? YES. Oh, WOW. THOSE are all RE
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