Hey, goodbye. Man, you are a big kangaroo. Ooh, those are strong arms. Okay, you are getting me a little bit closer than I want to be, because you want to kick me.
Marriage is like pancakes. It's okay to throw out the first one. A lot of women in here feel like that about babies too. Listen, I'm not a chef, y'all, but I've never thrown out the first pancake in my fucking life! You throw out the first pancake? No. I feed it to the kids! Did that sound like she has kids in cages too? I feed it to the kids! You
Work smart not hard, on a closed course :D, Nuts and bolts that I found, well I say 'found' unscrewed. Where did you unscrew them from? I'd rather not say. Who is that Guy? Babies at 3am, You found it, That means we can fix your car. Tricked my son today. Real father, I make dreams come true. My son wanted a beard, I got him one. Hey babe, would yo
I got a surprise for you. Pull it over gently. More. Keep it steady. Oh my god. Yum. Is it safe to eat? Of course it is, mate. It's legit. This is not trying to poison us, is it? Can you eat the ice cream and the cheesecake? Andrea is going to get us a spoon. This is the best moment ever. Of course it is. Papa, you eat the ice cream. A little bite,
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