How to get the cops over faster. 911, what's your emergency? Yes, somebody's just broken into my house. Okay, we'll get a unit over shortly. Okay, please hurry. Real quick, can you verify your race for us? I'm black... actually no, I'm sorry, I'm white. I'm full white. Okay, can you answer a few questions just to confirm? Okay. Okay, how do you fee
Diesel Thunder. Original song by me. This one's for you Pops. This old Peterbilt ain't failed me yet. She knows every grade and every roadside bet. Coffee gone cold in a chipped up cup but the wheels keep turnin' and they won't give up. Runnin' lights in the night mile markers roll a little diesel thunder keeps a man whole. That cat purrin' under t
Dressing like my husband to see his reaction. Hey, why are you wearing my hoodie? Babe. We're gonna get coffee and then we're gonna... Oh hell no! You ready to go? Oh my god! Oh my god! WEARING MY MAKEUP LIKE THIS TO GET MY HUSBAND'S REACTION. What are you doing? I'm ready to go. You look like a little pink... Dressing like my husband to see his re
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