Humor. I just paid off my student loan. Women don't understand me. I gave a lady friend the heart symbol and she brought me a defibrillator. 40 years ago when I started doing stand-up, everyone told me it was a great way to meet women. We'll see. I joined a dating site for people my age called carbon dating. I stayed on the site for a number, she t
My girlfriend now is pretty cool. One of the good ones I think. If I had to nitpick, I'd say sometimes she's a little too sensitive. Like the other day she got her haircut, got two inches trimmed off of her hair, and then came home and cried about it for two hours. Over a haircut, I couldn't believe it. So finally I went to her, I said, 'Baby, what
INSANE: 96% of House Democrats Just Voted That Socialism Is Fine. Only 8 of them joined Republicans to condemn it. Scalise - the socialists already took the party. Socialism in America
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