I had many friends, but I knew that I was crying, it was over. If you cut me up, make it like it never happened, before we were nothing. A baby is eating a slice of pizza, then looks surprised as an Among Us imposter character appears on its forehead.
In the French Alps, sausages are cooked in wine instead of water. They're called diots, small pork sausages from Savoy that locals slowly simmer in a pan of white wine with onions for almost an hour. As the wine reduces, the sausages soak up all the flavor and turn smoky, sweet, and deeply savory. Served with polenta or crushed potatoes, this is th
John Belushi Hulk 1979. Where's the can? Oh, there. Wait, um... Ah! Oh, right. Sorry! I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't see you sitting on the pot there. If the invisible girl is gonna go to the bathroom, she should lock the door! Hey, Hulk. Hulk, come on, you got a lot of people standing out here in line. Come on. Easy, easy. Hulk, Hulk, come on. Easy, e
Hi. After all these years of marriage to Martha, I ain't never been with her to the female doctor until yesterday. You ever been, Hank? I thought she had been saying she was going to get a Pap's beer. Like, well, shit. Drink it up, baby. Pap's Blue Ribbon. That's what I thought. And I thought when she said menopause, she was giving me a break. A me
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