I was an Abercrombie model. Yeah, Abercrombie bitch, ladies and gentlemen. Don't make your hoots. Please tell me a hoot story. So my pictures never came out. I did like the whole campaign and the pictures never came out. And I didn't know why. And my agent wrote and asked why. And they literally only responded with the photos. They like their whol
I went on a date this week, actually, and the guy said I look like JonBenet Ramsey. And she was still alive. I was like, you look like the killer if they found him. And we had a fun night of role-playing. What are you even doing with that? I think I'll see him again. What? Hey!
Have you been pulled over before? Can I say this in national TV? Yes, how'd you get out of it? What'd you do? I didn't really have to do anything. I just rolled the window and he was laughing, cop. So sorry, Mr. Policeman. I would never do it again. And he trusted me.
When we got married and we went in to, you know, get his green card, they gave us the hardest time in the world. That guy was staring at us. He said, you've kept your name? Well, yeah, because I'm an actress. He's like, oh, really? And so, have you been in anything that I would have seen? I started getting nervous, and I said, well, I'm on a TV sh... I said it's called FRIENDS. I play...
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