I went on a date this week, actually, and the guy said I look like JonBenet Ramsey. And she was still alive. I was like, you look like the killer if they found him. And we had a fun night of role-playing. What are you even doing with that? I think I'll see him again. What? Hey!
Have you been pulled over before? Can I say this in national TV? Yes, how'd you get out of it? What'd you do? I didn't really have to do anything. I just rolled the window and he was laughing, cop. So sorry, Mr. Policeman. I would never do it again. And he trusted me.
When we got married and we went in to, you know, get his green card, they gave us the hardest time in the world. That guy was staring at us. He said, you've kept your name? Well, yeah, because I'm an actress. He's like, oh, really? And so, have you been in anything that I would have seen? I started getting nervous, and I said, well, I'm on a TV sh... I said it's called FRIENDS. I play...
What am I wearing? Bikini. On tropics. How did I get in the bikini? You know, I've been trained to dismantle the bombs and the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin. I don't know if you've made it. I think I'd get you in and out of some clothes without it. Look at it. I'm not saying it's what I did, but...
When logic gets reverse + uno and accountability shows up... Do you trust your man around other women? Yes. Do you trust other women around your man? No. If women don't even trust other women, why would they expect a man to trust women? That's it, bitch!
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