What am I wearing? Bikini. On tropics. How did I get in the bikini? You know, I've been trained to dismantle the bombs and the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin. I don't know if you've made it. I think I'd get you in and out of some clothes without it. Look at it. I'm not saying it's what I did, but...
When logic gets reverse + uno and accountability shows up... Do you trust your man around other women? Yes. Do you trust other women around your man? No. If women don't even trust other women, why would they expect a man to trust women? That's it, bitch!
MAN REPORTS A MISSING DOG. BREAKING NEWS: MISSING DOG LOOKS JUST LIKE OWNER? Quick local story: someone's reported a missing dog and instead of a dog photo the owner sent in a photo of himself; he says the dog looks facially like him. Update: the dog has been found. Let's take a look... oh no, that's him.
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