If anybody ever invaded America, the biggest issue would be our government trying to convince rednecks to not taxidermy the invaders. It's funny, they sent rednecks to war in the Pacific, and they did things like this. Y'all ever seen a Chinese jackalope? The parachutes are falling, and the town just gets over like the tornado siren loudspeakers
Old phrases we still use today and where they originated from. Number 1: the phrase spill the beans is now used to describe revealing a secret, often by accident. Its origin likely traces back to ancient Greece where beans were used in voting systems to keep results anonymous. Each color represented a choice and the votes were meant to remain hidde
How many of you feel this daily and deeply? there's a peculiar suffering that comes with awareness. a kind of exile that happens not when you leave the world but when you begin to truly see it. you sit down to watch a movie everyone loves and within minutes you're analyzing the manipulation tactics, the propaganda, the tired formulas. you're at a p
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