IKEA SCULPTURE Sanitary Bag. I think I'll take my sweet time. You're too sweet for me. It can't be said I've been living a lie. It's ten o'clock, still no word. Baby, I can never show. Do you think so well you could change me to live my life? Then you wake up for me.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop yesterday. So I asked her, 'When's it due?' She said, 'I'm not pregnant, you rude prick.' I said, 'I meant the bus, you fat bitch.' Ha.
I bet she didn't see that coming 😂. Michael, hypothetical situation. If I died in a foreign country, uh, let's choose Jerusalem just because. If I died in Jerusalem and it costs $30,000 to ship me home, or $500 to bury me there, what would you choose? I would pay $30,000 to ship you home. You would? I'm shocked by that. Why would you pay the $30,00
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