I saw a fat woman at the bus stop yesterday. So I asked her, 'When's it due?' She said, 'I'm not pregnant, you rude prick.' I said, 'I meant the bus, you fat bitch.' Ha.
I bet she didn't see that coming 😂. Michael, hypothetical situation. If I died in a foreign country, uh, let's choose Jerusalem just because. If I died in Jerusalem and it costs $30,000 to ship me home, or $500 to bury me there, what would you choose? I would pay $30,000 to ship you home. You would? I'm shocked by that. Why would you pay the $30,00
This pompilid wasp is unfazed by the heat. And with sensitive antenna, she can detect creatures hiding in the sand. No longer than a paper clip, she will move over two buckets of sand to unearth her victim. A golden wheel spider. The wasp's sting will paralyze. The spider's bite is lethal. When these desert gladiators clash, the spider rarely comes
Holy fuck, bro. I almost just went in this on-ramp. There's no signs blocking it off, and I thought I was fucking high. That's just a pit on the on-ramp. What the fuck? They don't have this shit blocked off or nothing. Watch, this guy's coming. There's a guy coming behind me. Yeah. Oh, is he gonna fucking go? Holy shit. Oh, it's water. I am high. D
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