I'm a person that's willing to die for my country. I'm a person that fought for my country in combat. And I want everyone to know this, that Americans need to be the top priority in our country. Because we live in the greatest country in the world. And even on our worst day, this is the best place to be. It doesn't matter what you look like. It doe
To the American people, my promise to you is this: that I will work tirelessly day after day to ensure that if someone out there dares to steal your taxpayer dollars, that there might just be a federal prosecutor on the end of that bad decision. That no longer will we be uninterested in low levels of fraud. We will be interested in all of it. And i
So I took my son to the 7-Eleven to get him a popsicle. And I got one too. Cause they're f*cking delicious. And we had extra change from the walk over. Anyway, when I came out of the 7-Eleven, there was this like a gangster. Yeah, and I'm talking a thug. Not a mafia. Anyway, this dude was just like leaning up against the 7-Eleven. Just looking pret
Funny Conversation. Damn it, Loretta, why in the hell were your panties in my husband's pocket? Those ain't my panties, Mrs. Smith. Ask your husband, he knows I don't wear any. Why is my sister named Dylan? Because your mom loves Bob Dylan. Thanks, Dad. No problem, 69. I let my dog sniff a piece of rabbit fur I had in the barn. He ran out and broug
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