It's your son, Achmed junior
1. AJ? that's right
2. your leg
3. don't look me
4. kind of cute
5. you caused the accident
Come fix my leg!
He's kind of cute
You didn't mean for it to happen. I did, too!
My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole.
In case you're wondering, for Santa in a single 24-hour earth night to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second. Your mom visits 25,000 homes per second. My nigga.
County deputies released this sketch yesterday, calling it the best description they had of a burglary suspect. Tonight, that man is in custody, and, well, take a look. That's him. To the crayon.
This is the most bipolar car in existence, a 2,000 horsepower Firebird that uses active suspension to literally dance around modern supercars. Meet Dracon, the car that cheats at being a classic. Most muscle cars are simple. They go fast, they turn left, they crash. But Dracon? This thing has a brain. Under that shaker hood lies a Tom Nelson Twin
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