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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Jolly Rancher Hard Candy. These are game changers. Didn't have these in prison. So, I'm about to try this out. See what happens.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee. I should have known better than to take him back to Tennessee.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Why do they put wedding rings on the left hand? Easy. Because marriage is not right.

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GOT WOOD? I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT SLIPPERY WHEN WET

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avatar John Paul

Baby, why don't you put your teeth on the bedside table? Baby, why don't you put your teeth on the nightstand and come over here and give me one of those no-denture adventures? You're kidding me, that's like a puppy sucking on a greasy rag.

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avatar John Paul

we accidentally created a monster. how my dog gets my husband to rub her feet. method #1: act unhinged. rub now. that rub now. method #2: dramatic. rub now. that rub now.

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