Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl, for he is the wisest of us all. Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? A good question. Let's find out. One, two, three. If there's anything I can't stand, it's a
Your name is...? Fook Mi. Oh, behave, baby. Now, your name is...? Fook Mi. You kiss your mother with that mouth? Fook Mi. Like this. Oh, I see! Your name is Fook Mi. You want drink? Yes, of course. But you know, I have a private bar in the back that you're more than welcome to use. Here you go. Fook Mi, that was fast. Fook Yu. Oh, you're going the
Girlfriend: "Babe, please behave when you meet my parents!" Boyfriend: "Don't worry, I'll be a gentleman!" Girlfriend's Dad: "So, why do you want my daughter's hand?" Boyfriend: "Because I'm tired of using mine!" (Woman laughing in reaction to the joke)
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