Listen up. Don't FAFO. Trump supporters think they can win a civil war against liberals, but the only civil war in American history was won by liberals. All right. Should I tell him? Yeah, I think I'm going to tell him. So, fun fact, the liberals that you're talking about were Republican. You see, originally, the word liberal is another word for li
When a kid asks John Cena his favorite food. What is it? What's your favorite food? What's my favorite food? Um... Well, if I would have Nicole stand up this time, I couldn't show you. Don't worry. You're gonna get that in 15 years or so. I'm kidding, totally kidding. I would have said that too, right? I would have said the same thing if you ever a
I really love these Diggle Berry Puffs. They really help promote our shitty democratic ideology and our shit for brains. Oh, absolutely. They're a game changer. Totally. They make shit for brains so much more palatable. And they align perfectly with our values. Couldn't agree more. Text on screen: Diggle Berry Puffs, Helps Promote Shit for Brains,
DELIVERY GUY I got a package for you. WE'LL SEE. I know you're nice. there is. there's no way. I'm gonna take this photo. yeah sure. I'm gonna walk to the front door. look. sniff me, sniff me. How you doing? Oh, don't bite me now, don't bite me now. Don't take the package either. Wait, buddy, wait, hold up. No, don't take the package. Let go. Dude,
Sheriff Grady Judd. We shot him. We shot him a lot. Then he rams the patrol car because he's trying to get away. Well, he can't move the patrol car. He reaches into the back seat and starts to rack a round into a 9 mm handgun. It appears to be a 9 mm. We've not picked it up, but it is a semi-automatic handgun, not just any semi-automatic handgun, b
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